The Secret Keeper

I wasn't supposed to tell anybody, but I had to tell somebody.  It was on a need to know basis, and I apparently I needed to know, but didn't want to know.

I hate when someone tells me something that I am not supposed to tell anybody.  You know when they tell you not to tell anybody, it makes you want to tell somebody that much more.  Its a secret for a reason. By definition a secret is something that is kept private or not revealed.  Sometimes secrets hurt. Sometimes secrets are to spare someones feelings. Sometimes secrets can change your life. Sometimes secrets are only temporary until there is more information, or everybody who needs to know, knows.  Then it is not a secret anymore.

Who made up secrets anyway and when did I become the secret keeper??